| ID | Artist | Track Name | Listen | Order |
| 79083 | Motty | Well I dont beleive it, a chance for a text and its there, extraordinary Trevor |  | Get Now! |
| 79147 | Simon Cowell | Your problem is that you called up and so far…. | | Get Now! |
| 79018 | Bert and Ernie (Sesame Street) | Hey Bert we got a message..Bert..hey Bert....Bert? | | Get Now! |
| 79396 | Airplane | Don't Call Me Shirley | | Get Now! |
| 79031 | Michael Caine | Oy, you got a text, now not a lot of people know that | | Get Now! |
| 79109 | Wallis (Wallis and Gromit) | Come on Grommit it's time to look at your phone | | Get Now! |
| 79409 | Road Runner | Meepmeep | | Get Now! |
| 79044 | Dot Cotton (Eastenders) | Oh I say | | Get Now! |
| 79281 | Comedy | Indian | | Get Now! |
| 79057 | James Bond | 007 license to thrill | | Get Now! |
| 79006 | Ashley (Coronation Street) | Oh no, i think it’s me Uncle Fred | | Get Now! |
| 79019 | Big Mo (Eastenders) | Ere, what you textin for at a time like this | | Get Now! |
| 79397 | The Hulk | Don't Make Me Angry | | Get Now! |
| 79032 | Chris Eubank | Greetings, you’ve got a knockout message | | Get Now! |
| 79110 | Yoda (Star Wars) | A text you have, may the force be with you | | Get Now! |
| 79410 | Jimmy Saville | Now Then Now Then | | Get Now! |
| 79045 | Dr Evil | It's fricking freezing in here Mr Biglesworth | | Get Now! |
| 79282 | Comedy | Italian | | Get Now! |
| 79058 | Janet Street Porter | Well what a sexist message that is | | Get Now! |
| 79007 | Atomic Kitten | You’ve got a message kitten | | Get Now! |
| 79072 | Kermit | Hi ho, don’t look at it I think it’s Miss Piggy, Oooh | | Get Now! |
| 79085 | Papa Lazaru | Oh you are my wife now | | Get Now! |
| 79149 | Bo - The Bear | Hello and thank you for calling me, The Bear… | | Get Now! |
| 79098 | Steve Irwin | Well look at that baby, its a brand new text message | | Get Now! |
| 79398 | Scream | Do You Like Scary Movies | | Get Now! |
| 79489 | Comedy | Shameless Sexy Message | | Get Now! |
| 79033 | Chris Tarrant | Quick it could be worth one million pounds... he he | | Get Now! |
| 79411 | Max And Paddy | Pick The Phone Up Flower | | Get Now! |
| 79124 | Alan Partridge | Ah ha, and thanks for calling for Alan's Hot Topic | | Get Now! |
| 79283 | Comedy | Looney American | | Get Now! |
| 79059 | Jimmy Saville | Oh now then, now then | | Get Now! |
| 79008 | Austin Powers | Yeah baby yeah! | | Get Now! |
| 79086 | Papa Lazaru | Dave, Dave | | Get Now! |
| 79150 | Trigger Happy TV | Hello. What? What? You're cracking up… | | Get Now! |
| 79021 | Billy Connolly | Crikey, someone's bloody text ya | | Get Now! |
